Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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