we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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