Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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