Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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