I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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