My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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