I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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