We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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