dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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