took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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