Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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