Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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