Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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