dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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