I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
what day is it and did you see me today?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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