Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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