Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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