i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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