It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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