If that was your dad, he is hot
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My bed smells like the plague
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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