im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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