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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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