Life is so much better after having sex.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He has the fingertips of a God
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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