Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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