Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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