I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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