Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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