He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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