another moral hangover. fuck.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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