He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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