I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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