I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have demons in me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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