Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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