Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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