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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
why is half of my head shaved?
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