I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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