At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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