So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
you win again, gameday.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
