How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I want a musical about memes.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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