i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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