Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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