# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
smell my finger.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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