it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My first STD was from a foam party
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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