Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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