oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
