So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wants to bone in the snuggie
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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