I feel like abortions should bother me more
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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