I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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