**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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