If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
