Can i not drive my cunt home
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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